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Donna

A perfect girl that makes everyone smile and makes her boyfriend feel whole and happy, no matter how bad their mood is. She is a caring and beautiful girl and the world wouldn’t be the same without her.
Usually found with a Charlie.
Anyway, what would I do without Donna?”
by Helloooomonkeyyy June 14, 2021
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Donnie

A short, old hobbit of a man who likes the thrill of the chase and has mastered the art of the hump and dump. Tells women he has fallen in love with them, before dumping them unceremoniously and giving it the old "it's not you, it's me."
"Wait, he dumped you and didn't even give you a reason?! What a total Donnie!"
by DonnieIsAMidgetCunt January 9, 2017
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Rosie O'Donnell fascism is even worse than Islamo-fascism !!!!
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Donnie Darko

An amazing movie that people only hate and call "overrated" because they didn't understand the meaning behind it. Usually, these people are goth posers, nerds, and losers who don't know how to grow a brain. Watch the commentary, you dick wads.
"Donnie Darko is the best movie ever, you un-intelligent dick wads."
by ultimatekai October 28, 2006
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donner

Donner (also donner kebab, donner meat) is a 'meat' served in take-aways across the United Kingdom. It is often characterised by the image of a large slab of unrecognisable greasey brown meat turning slowly on a heated grill, often accompanied by a pair of large sweating onions.

The reasoning behind it's name is unknown, but it is thought that the term 'Donner' is of greek descent, but it's meaning remains a mystery. Others believe that it got it's name from the first ever batch created, which was by a cannibalistic man who mudered his wife (donna) and turned her into a kebab.

Donner meat is a firm favourite with the drunken hoards which amass from various student bars after closing time, for example 'Footage'. Due to it's appealing low price and easy dispensation it goes down well in such situations. The favoured venue for the consumption of this urban delicacy is Abduls. Abduls is a kebab house of legendary status and those who ever visit Manchester must experience the grandure and largesse of this eatery and the finery of it's cuisine.

Although the chemical and genetic make-up of the 'Donner Meat' itself is a mystery to modern man, further studies have shown that it actually does contain meat.

The thought ingredients of donner meat are shown below;

- Lamb (processed from reformed cuts of low grade meat, possibly including offal)
- Chicken (see Lamb)
- Dog (mainly previous RSPCA animals)
- Pigeon (of the city centre variety)
- Rat (of the sewer variety)
- Sawdust (often pine)
- Bone Chippings (possibly from meat or possibly from unfortunate slaughterhouse staff members)

Donner meat is proven to provide absolutely no nutritional value what so ever. It is recommended that you eat it with caution as it contains a lethally high dosage of saturated fat, salt, and other toxic substances.

Trials have shown that obsessive consumption of donner meat with accompanying alcoholic beverages can cause devastating effects to any mortal being.
Drunk(1): Yo lad are you gonna go to abduls and get a donner kebab you swine!

Drunk(2): Aye lad, I am.

Drunk(1): This donner is filth lad why did I pay £3.00 to abuse my internal organs.

Drunk(2): It's the law lad.
by S. Ladavooch April 30, 2006
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donnie brasco

that punk ass sally pulled a brasco and gave up da' info. Bitch ass hooker!
by Cox the master April 25, 2005
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The Donnas

One of the greatest rock 'n' roll bands ever! Their nick-names are no longer Donna.
The Donnas are: Allison, Maya, Brett and Torry. Not Donna R., Donna F., Donna A. and Donna C.
by Muhahahanafawnabanana September 21, 2005
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