A middle stage of the creation of an erection, normally brought about by non-tactile means, which -- if mistaken for a completely flaccid penis -- would make one viewing the penis think the gentleman is exceedingly well-hung.
So she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden I have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.
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Gates: Hey How are you in that one girl
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
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A woman that is extremely beautiful that she takes your concentration off eveything around you. A woman that causes you to watch her, and her only. A woman that when she walks by you stop talking and just watch her and stare.
by Klips January 10, 2006
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by runnerchick1 February 17, 2009
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Disturbed haters= Idiots, who are jealous and wish they could remotely compare to the band, in every shape and form.
Disturbed haters= Idiots, who are jealous and wish they could remotely compare to the band, in every shape and form.
by A loyal fan January 26, 2004
Get the Disturbed mug.A sound that is not part of the original signal. Distortion can be a modification of the original signal (intermodulation distortion), or generating new signals that result from the interference of a combination of signals (harmonic distortion). Can be characterized as a roughness, fuzziness, harshness, or stridency in the music. There are many distortions that can be measured: IM (intermodulation distortion), harmonic distortion, and TIM (transient intermediation distortion).
Distortion can cause breakup, where the headphone can’t handle the power or the low frequencies, which causes sound to crack up.
by Monster Cable May 22, 2009
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