Disingenuous social affect

Manipulative person who affects false sincerity in order to gain socially.

Jake pretends he is everyone's friend but he is a back stabber and a disingenuous social affect.

by Stephdog April 30, 2011

disingenius

pseudo intellectual, pretending to know more about something than one actually does

His remarks about the economic crisis were disingenius.

by SeekProof June 3, 2017

Diving Disc

The act of inserting a frisbee disc HORIZONTALLY into someone’s anus. As the anal cavity may not be large enough, smaller “practice” objects may be needed to increase the circumference of the cavity.

I gave Jacob a diving disc last weekend. He nutted in 3 seconds.

by Divingdiscaholic September 12, 2018

Diving Catch

This tends to happen with girls who are real troopers. They need the load to be in their mouth-holes at all times. The man fires inaccurately 30 inches in either direction and if the girl has the right reflexes she will make a diving catch. With this term, all sperm cells must land within the mouth-hole to create a true diving catch.

Sally was a real trooper. I must have fired it 30 inches to the left or right and she still caught every sperm cell in her mouth-hole with a diving catch.

by Dr. Papanak October 18, 2020

Crack Diving

When two single beds are pushed together to create a double bed with a crack down the middle, to crack dive is to spend the night in the crack.

Don't worry guys, I'll go crack diving tonight.

by spoonjar August 22, 2017

Diving Board Effect

When a male's penis slips out of a tight vagina and proceeds to bounce up and down for a period of time

I was fucking this chick after prom and her pussy was so tight it made my dick slip out and flung up and down causing a diving board effect

by Jose Querrhole May 30, 2009

closet diving

To look for something in a really messy closet.

I need to go closet diving for my best shoes so I can wear them on my date Friday.

by bizzle207 April 25, 2010