Shoulder-Dicking

When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.

Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.

by Pseudo-hym August 2, 2015

dicking around

wasting time

yo, stop dicking around and get back to work.

by chris October 27, 2003

Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

Dicking

Getting dick

I use to be dicking, but now I ain’t got no dick

by KolbeesNewWords November 28, 2020

down dicking

an upside down blowjob, consisting of the male positioned on top and pointing his member downward to the mouth of the willing penis licker

she was lazy, just wanted to lay there...so i went for some down dicking

by st paul luke January 7, 2010

dicking

The new 'Happy Slapping'
Randomly thrust you genital area into the victims body.
The best areas to 'dick' someone are in the face, ear, behind and legs.

im dicking dean right now

Dick him!

by Dan is mr cool March 15, 2007

Double Dicking

Double dicking is the action of two straight males taking a phallic object, placing it against their genitals and humping it, symbolizing the insertion of their penis into the partners penis. Because this is impossible, double dicking acts as a vessel for these sexual urges.

Double dicking is known as the ultimate male-male sexual experience.

Cassius: Hey Ip, tryna' do some double dicking?
Ip-Man: Hell yeah, grab the body pillow.

by The Drue September 18, 2012