Stand and Deliver

a sex position where a woman is held and pinned against a wall by the man

“bro me and tanner did the stand and deliver last night. it was great.”

by RaceCarVeterinarian August 1, 2023

Law of Deliveries

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).

I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.

by Mastertexan July 24, 2024

Space Payload Delivery

The logistical process of transporting cargo—from satellites and scientific instruments to habitat modules and construction bots—from Earth's surface to a precise location in space, another celestial body, or a specific orbit. It's the cosmic UPS, but with rocket science, delta-v budgets, and re-entry calculations. The challenge isn't just getting it "up there"; it's the final, exact placement: soft-landing a rover on Mars, inserting a satellite into geosynchronous orbit, or docking a supply capsule with a space station. Reliability and precision are everything, as a failed delivery can mean a billion-dollar loss or a dead crew.

*Example: SpaceX's Falcon 9 launching and deploying a batch of Starlink satellites into a precise low-Earth orbit is routine Space Payload Delivery. The dramatic, autonomous sky-crane maneuver that lowered the Curiosity rover onto the Martian surface was an incredibly complex delivery of a priceless scientific payload to a specific alien address.*

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Kiki’s Delivery Service

The most famous Studio Ghibli flick I need to watch pretty soon. I know it’s about a witch in training with her pet black cat and owns a delivery service. Has the most beautiful music ever.

My brain: So, what do you think of Kiki’s Delivery Service?
Me: I need to watch it soon.

by Willingins February 3, 2026

Sadder Ballser Delivery

Sadder Ballser Delivery definition means delivering and rubbing your own dirty ballsack (a male) on your homies (also a male) face when they’re sad, depressed, or angry in hope it will cheer them up by doing so.

Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.

Johnny saw his homie, Howard depressed so he decided to give him a Sadder Ballser Delivery.

by crybabyno.4 July 8, 2025

Promise the moon and deliver a pebble

To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.

"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"

by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025

I forgot to make myself my food delivery

When a person forgot someone's food.

What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.

by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023