bovine delivery

Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.

When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.

by MsLi February 1, 2006

Deliver

To give in sexually to someone, usually because you owe them something.

John: You know, Carla still owes me dinner, but she says she doesn't have any money.
Collin: You can always ask her to deliver =).
John: Yeah, that's a good one.

Later,
John: You know Carla, I spoke to Collin earlier and he suggested you delivered instead of paying for dinner.
Carl: What?! You think I'm a slut! I'll pay for the next dinner like I told you.
John: You always say that but you never do, I really think we should have sex, you know, to calm down a bit.
Carla: You make me sick.

by keily August 12, 2009

denise richards

1. an actress who betrayed her suppossed best friend heather locklear by fucking her husband richie sambora IMMEDIATELY after they had split. Ms. Richards also sued her ex-husband, charlie sheen for looking at pornography and calling her a filthy slut, which, that she is. and this is simply because she has bad taste in men. case in point: richie sambora is a greasy old man who is about 10 years older than denise, with vicious man boobs. a down-grade.

2. the act of fucking your best friend's husband while stuck in the middle of a custody battle with your pornography-loving ex.

example A: Look at that bitch denise richards, thinking she has everyone fooled. She bitches and whines about her "awful" and "abusive" husband for public sympathy, then she goes and fucks another chick's man. Not so innocent now, is she?

example B: I just broke up with Jake 2 hours ago, and already my best friend Gina went after him. She pulled a denise richards.

by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh February 3, 2007

Denver Dipper

The Denver Dipper is a erotic finishing move brought to the mid-west by the famous beat poet Jack Kerouac. As "tea bagging" was gaining popularity on the coasts, Kerouac was taking advantage of higher altitudes during his travels through Denver in the late 40's. A variation of the sex act "Tea Bagging", the Denver Dipper can only be accomplished at an elevation of 5280 miles above sea level or higher. Altitude is critical when attempting a Denver Dipper as increased blood flow at higher elevations creates a tighter, plump, and slightly more swollen scrotum.

Mary prefers the smooth full body flavor of the Denver Dipper vs. the soggy slightly saltier tea bag.

by Dubslo May 10, 2011

Deniel

The freshest person to have ever existed and additionally a cool skater

Wow dude, that that tre flip was so "Deniel".

I can't believe you pulled of that "Deniel" on that hot girl last night.

by definerdefinerdefiner October 26, 2018

Denise

Denise is a great person she loves to hang with friends and family, she is one of a kind, she is always there if you having a hard time, she works hard for her family and to keep her kids under a house and to make sure they have food to live. She is loving, caring, and very happy all the time.

Denise is loving,caring ,and very happy.

by hideandseek December 3, 2019

Backdoor Delivery

When you do doggy style with the girl's arms folded and laying on them. As you both get close to finishing, she starts to orgasm so you pull out and put it in her ass and come as you finger her and play with her clit.

James: Dude i gave my girl and backdoor delivery last night.

Kevin: Sweet dude. I got raped by Brian Peppers. I cried alot

by BahBahBlackBitch June 2, 2009