dancer dyslexia

The complete lack of ability to follow even the simplest dance combination.
---- Coined by Heidi

"Kick, turn, out, in, pivot step, fuck you!"
"Come on, the combination isn't that bad."
"To you maybe, but I have dancer dyslexia."

by Heidi_in_Cal June 25, 2014

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i’m not much of a dancer

when someone is not giving and therefore insecure and not pussy popping.

amelia: dance with me i wanna build some sexual tension
isaac: “i’m not much of a dancer”

by bigsmellyrheagangster November 29, 2021

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Belly dancer

A belly dancer is what mfs named Christian, harry or Kyle and they shake their body vigorously.

Harry: I'm a belly dancer
Christian: Same here
Kyle: Me too!!

by ImTwisTy January 20, 2022

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Designated Dancer

Noun: A person assigned to dance with another person whom attract dubious and sketchy drunk guys trying to rape them on the dance floor.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, here come those sketchy guys!!
Guy#1: I'm the designated dancer, I'll make them go away.

by yourdesignateddancer May 24, 2011

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A patron of a casino who wildly waves her hands, beats her fists, shouts at or otherwise makes a spectacle of herself while playing a slot machine in an attempt to force the machines internal random number generator to give her money. They are also responsible for leaving the huge, oily hand print smears all over the video poker and keno machines as they believe that rapidly tapping on the screen with their palms will increase the chance of their numbers coming up.

The slot dancer playing the panda bear video slot machine was urging the reels to stop on the jackpot by pounding on the screen and shouting encouragement to the soulless device.

by Redwizard000 May 8, 2013

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