Dictaphone

Is when you are on the phone with your girlfriend or boyfriend ( If you swing that way ) and you slap your dick on the mouthpiece of your mobile phone. This usually makes a loud thumping sound that the other party hears.

Ashley: What is that thumping sound i hear ?
Tim: That is me giving you a dictaphone !
Ashley: Awwwww, Thanks Baby !! I hope you can give me a dictaphone EVERYDAY !!!

by TattooedTrash March 22, 2009

dipan

A slow moron. Is approximately 1 year and 2 weeks late in realisation of real time events. Is generally slow.

oi you are such a dipan, you should be shot

by JimBob December 25, 2003

dictator-for-life

see cyndy ryder

she is your leader
1+1=5

by pandooblious February 29, 2004

Dictator

A person who rules the GNVQ ICT suit with an iron fist. dimmocricy is not welcome here!

Marrianne English!

by Joe April 9, 2004

Dictator

An absolute queer!

Just like how they all have facial hair they're also all homosexuals.

by neep February 19, 2005

dictator

or "penispotatoe"; see above definitions.

If you have developed an example, please call a press conference.

by Titanium October 6, 2004

dictatorship

well a dictatorship is not to communisum what democracy is fror capitlaism, and a 15 year old girl can't do what she wants with here baby in America which is a democracy!!!

by salaschile October 6, 2003