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Devon Prep

A prep school that consists of nerds that tried to get into Malvern but failed due to their inability to do anything but study. Their lack of any sports team to win at anything since their creation has led their best extracurricular to become mock trial. They typically wear glasses, have not seen the sun since their mothers walked them to the car from the hospital, and the most contact they have ever had with a girl was breastfeeding. Their generally angry at the superior prep schools, primarily Malvern, because Devon is inferior in every way except you do not want to mess with a Devon kid in Dungeons and Dragons. They are typically less attractive, rich, smooth with the ladies, and just generally less then every other prep student in the state of PA. This causes them to be quite sardonic in their view on life just because they couldn’t have grown past 5’2” and their greatest physical feat was the time they touched the net in basketball.
I wish i wasnt such a nerd because I go to Devon
by Better then you March 2, 2005
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Deacon

Ffs you idiots! Obviously no one here knows the correct defention of deacon, so I will enlighted you to the REAL meaning of the term.

First of all, a deacon is NOT a penis, nor is it a "low" ranking in the Roman Catholic Church.

In Catholicism, a Deacon is a lower form of a priest, a helper basically ( the Greek word Deacon means assistant.) Deacons do not have the authority to forgive sins or consecrate Holy Communion, though they may witness marriages and baptise.In conclusion, Deacons usually help the Priest and read scripture in the Mass.

Lastly, it is not a "low" rank in the Church, as training to become a Deacon takes over 4 years. Deacons can be seen as a higher rank than the standard Lay Person, or possibly even religious Brothers and Sisters.
Heirarchy of the Church:

1. Pope
2. College of Cardinals
3. Bishop
4. Priest
5. Deacon(my dad)/Religious Orders
6.everyone else
by TACTICALSQUAD August 25, 2008
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Deacon

Wil suck a poop noodle out the tip of you're dick for a big mac
Damn deacon sucked the hell out that poop noodle
by xWOLFMANNx January 23, 2017
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deconism

An artistic, architectural, or design aesthetic consisting of clean smooth surfaces, and other aesthetic elements motivated by the theme of decontamination.
The recent anthrax scares have led us toward a deconist aesthetic with an abundance of white ceramic tiles, as if the whole world's at once a shower room and decon facility.
by Prof. Steve Mann December 6, 2003
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Deconcatonate

DE-con-CAT-o-nate. v. What nerds do when they pull out, performing coitus interruptus.
"After an emotionally intense round of Magic the Gathering, Gretchen and Jon acted on their intense passions. However, Jon deconcatonated, lest he jeopardize Gretchen's full-ride to Dickinson."
by Wood Wagon June 11, 2006
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Devon Dancing

Where you throw your arms around in the air screaming the words to a song. To this person, it does not matter if they do not know the words. The person also makes ridiculous faces while dancing.
(Ex. "Hey Jim, did you see that girl? She was Devon Dancing like crazy!")
by Dev0530 July 21, 2011
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devon greenbaum

a charming guy smart and sexy and will be a remembered for centries because of his greatness to the community.
wow your gonna be the next devon greenbaum
sexy rich charming stuntin
by girlzrulzxoxo July 25, 2011
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