defenenstration

the act of throwing someone out of a window

defenenstration is my favorite activity

by kooliosis_lol June 25, 2021

defenestree

A person who was thrown out of a window, or a person who's political power was taken away in an instant (or both). the word comes from the word "defenestration"

The defenestree has landed in a pile of garbage, and thus survived the act of defenestration

by Leo of the Харків September 12, 2023

Offense-Defense

The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)

Kelby: Did you score?

Pete: No, I just played offense-defense all night....

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

homo defense

Extremely tight suffocating defense. Not allowing one to successfuly to get an advantage.

Darrelle Revis played homo defense on Ocho Cinco.

by GODLE August 14, 2011

Ingestion defense

A reason given for a failed drug screen

When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass

a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”

“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.

“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.

“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.

by PEARKAY April 24, 2014

Elf Defense

Actions taken to shield oneself from all of those cutsie elf on a shelf pictures posted on-line, and other cutsie elf pictures, or "elfies." This includes deleting said pictures, making disparaging comments about them, or posting not-so-cute pictures of an elf.

Why did you delete my elf on a shelf picture? It was Elf Defense! I'm sick of those elfies.

by GypsyMiss November 12, 2014

Self-Defense Rush

One of Reigen's special moves where, he's unsure if it's really self-defense, he yells out "self-defense" just in case.

Ryo Shimazaki: I'll face you head on!
Reigen: Self-Defense Rush

by 723724764294801 October 28, 2021