Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease

Exactly what the term implies. It refers to someone who seem to always say the most inappropriate thing at the most inappropriate time.

Commonly also referred to as CFMD. There is no known medical cure for this ailment. It tends to be hereditary and is usually passed down from the father's side of the family. Typically the gene is passed from father to son but it has been known to appear in females. Sufferers of this malady also tend to lack class and moral terpitude especially when surrounded by groups of people. They also tend to tell really inappropriate jokes that includes racist and or sexist comments and wonder why they are still single.

Guy with CFMD: Wow you have nice tits.

Hot chick in bar: OMG! You are crude.

CFMD's Wingman: You can't just say that to a stranger especially some hot chick you have no chance with. You must have Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease like your daddy.

by activestatic July 15, 2010

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.

"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Chronies

An Indie Rock and Roll band based out of Iowa City, IA & Chicago that sounds like Rock & Roll, Sex, & Alcohol

The Chronies are an Indie Pop Rock band originating in Iowa City, IA. Comprising of 5 members: Todd (vocals/keyboard), Nicholas (guitar/vocals), Levi (drums/beer-maker), Michael (bass), and Chris (guitar) with special guests Brandon (guitar), and Jordan (bass). The Chronies formed two weeks prior to performing their debut show on May Day @ Old Brick in Iowa City, IA and is currently working in their Chicago studio producing their first cd.

look for audio and video examples on myspace, youtube, and facebook

we all met through chronic chronyism and called eachother cronies at work. Then we started to live together and shortly after that we formed a band called the Chronies

"ey Yo Steve, Look @ Those cronies!" "what a bunch of labrats!" "mmmmm...chicheese"

Todd: Keyboard, Vocals
Nicholas: Guitar, Vocals
Levi: Drums
Michael: Bass
Chris: Guitar

by a Chrony January 31, 2009

Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome

The term used for individuals who download mass amounts of pornography but do not necessarily view or even care for the content in question. Many who suffer from CPDS also tend to be porn pack rats who archive and save all their downloaded content (possibly never reviewing such content).

Person 1: I downloaded 20 gigs of softcore porn last night!
Person 2: I thought you weren't into softcore stuff?
Person 1: You're right but it's just nice to have it.
Person 2: Dude you suffer from Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome...

by spinal_compression October 20, 2009

Chronic Tron Syndrome

Chronic Tron Syndrome (kron-ik ch-ron sin-drome)
(n) - a chronic sickness that causes a person to constantly come in last place.

"Man, Bobby always comes in last! His parents should take him to the doctor and see if he has chronic tron syndrome."

by ilovechappaqua January 26, 2010

Caron

Usually a last name, it can be confused for Karen which is way different because Karen's are crazy moms

Person: What's your last name

Other Person: Caron

Person: ok so K-A-R-E-N

Other person: no C-A-R-O-N *thinking in mind* I'm not a crazy bitch Karen

by I can't think of a username 56 October 25, 2019

Chronically Online

Someone who spends most of their time on the internet. They often will argue about things online and are out of touch with the real world.

Person 1: look at this kid, they use neopronouns and keep arguing on Reddit.
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online

by UrFavTguy July 21, 2022