Wax the Curb 

Whilst sprinting in the nude, one must leap spread eagle and land ass-hole first on the corner of any angular object and then continue to slide forward.

Jack took one look at his mom's bureau and decided to wax the curb.

Wax the Curb by Bulbous Jack H October 11, 2009

to the curb 

To the curb

1. to dump someone; to leave behind

2. to put someone to work <for you> (originally like a pimp to put his ho on the street to work for him as a prostitute).

Colloquially is often used with the verb "kick" as to "kick <somebody> to the curb".

1. If he does that shit again I'm gonna put his ass to the curb and leave his ass out there.

2. She don't clean house AND makes you pay for everything!? You need to kick that skank to the curb and tell her to earn her keep.

to the curb by westsan February 9, 2009

kick him to the curb 

1. To quit seeing him, especially if it's a relationship or commitment involved.

2. To waive/fire him, especially in business matters.

If you catch a man cheating on you, kick him to the curb right then.

A man got kicked to curb by the company for finding drug use in his hair sample.

kick him to the curb by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 9, 2005

kick her to the curb 

1. To quit seeing her, especially if it's a relationship or a commitment involved.

2. To waive/fire her, especially in business matters.

If you catch her cheating on you, kick her to the curb right then.

A woman was kicked to the curb by the company for finding drug use in her hair sample.

kick her to the curb by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 9, 2005

jump the curb 

Occurs during doggie-style sex when the man is thrusting vigorously into the woman's vagina, then abruptly pulls out and jabs his penis in her anus. The "curb" in this case is the woman's perenium (or "taint"). If the woman complains, the mans feigns innocence and claims it was an accident.

Last night my old lady said she didn't want anal, so I just jumped the curb.

If you jump the curb enough, your girlfriend will figure out you're doing it intentionally.

jump the curb by Big J-Loc November 21, 2005

kicked to the curb 

To send the boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband away. To break up.

Caught my man with another woman so he found himself kicked to the curb

kicked to the curb by Rock Skipper May 25, 2006

kicked to the curb 

To be fired from one's job in a demeaning manner.

I got kicked to the curb at Purdue Pharma because of OxyContin.

kicked to the curb by Ann Hedonia August 1, 2004