College cupcake

An overentitled college student that needs a safe space because of a mouse fart. These creatures tend to move to their parents basement after receiving a $60,000 education and being indoctrinated with liberal ideologies . They will end up on welfare after they use up everyone else's money and then whine about being mistreated because they didn't get everything given to them without working for it.

The college cupcake protested the protesting protester.

by Turd_Furgason November 23, 2016

High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.

"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."

by Krythic May 15, 2021

Smelled the Cupcake

1. v. when an individual is preforming fellatio on a man and in withdrawing slightly, unintentionally lets the penis flick out and in continuing the rhythmical sucking receives an jab from the penis head to the nostrils at which point the party receiving the fellatio ejaculates all up in to the other's nasal passages. This can also be done by simply ramming one's penis into the other's nose with one's hand and blowing one's load simultaneously. Derived from instances when someone is eating a cupcake and another says "that cupcake smells excellent" and when the person goes to smell the other hits their hand covering their nose in frosting.

2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"

You really smelled the cupcake on that one

by The Frenchman64 March 2, 2011

cupcaking

Constantly kissing and being all over someone in public places

The girl is always cupcaking with her man in the hallway

by Christina February 19, 2005

Cupcake

A pet name a guy tells his girlfriend to make her feel special.

Chad: Damn Cupcake your so fine!!!
Kiersten : Oh Chad "I WANT TO FUCK YOU NOW"!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : YUMMY!!!

by SlopNChop December 12, 2016

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

cupcake

In sports, especially college football, a very weak opponent.

Guy A: "Dude, did you see Ohio State is 3-0?!"
Guy B: "Yeah, but that's only cause they beat Ohio, Toledo and Southwestern Hawaii State. Three total cupcakes."

by Red001 September 18, 2011