Cuntacular

A whole new level of cuntish behavior. Conduct that is SO cuntish, that it is at an extreme level, thus also being spectacular.

Did you hear how she told that girl off? It was cuntacular!

by Olia March 23, 2008

Cantaloupe

A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.

'May I please have a cantaloupe?'

by Cantaloupes4Ever June 13, 2017

Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Cuntaphobia

The fear or dislike of vaginas.

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.

by F Meister May 15, 2006

Eye contact

Eyes are the windows through which we can peep into each other's souls. Those pupils are like the oceans but be careful you can dive in them and also sometimes suffocate and die in them.
Making eye contact is that process and the by-products may be
1. Butterflies
2. Blush
3. Happiness
4. Weird feeling
5. Anxiety

6. Goosebumps
7. Arousal
8. (In the worst case) kids

Making eye contact incessantly can make you fall in love in the most unexpected situations 🤍✨

by Devilish ✨ July 20, 2022

cuntaholic

A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.

Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."

by Wizards Sleeve September 5, 2006

Cuntastrophe

When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.

"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"

"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."

"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"

by marc nofler January 2, 2007