Cumslut Whore

Someone who likes sex to an extreme degree and specifically loves cum.

Pat, if you're reading this, you're a cumslut whore. Never change

by Yaboi-Memlerd October 14, 2019

cumsnarf

-What results when you make a woman laugh as you are jizzing down her throat

"I was humping that gigaho's face last night and, just as I was about to feed her some PNRZ-juice, I decided to make that bitch laugh; the result was pure comedy platinum."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

Cumsplotion

When you ejaculate

I was doing it and BAM cumsplotion from no where!

by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

Cumshits

When you cum and shit simultaneously and your ejaculate happens to land in the shit, where it creates a powerful unstoppable force

The immense power of my cumshits will destroy this universe if you don’t shut your fucking mouth Karen

by Gingernonces November 13, 2019

Spartan Cumshot

You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.

Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!

by yakhunter February 23, 2011

cassie the cumslut

Cassie the cumslut is a well known cumslut from the town of horsham. Her hobbies include sex and being a total bitch. Unfortunately she has recently been diagnosed with herpes which adds to her list of STD's; chlamydia, genital warts and gonorrhea. To sum up you should probably stay at least 10 feet away from this disease riddled slut.

'Shit' said Sid
'What?' said Sam
'here comes Cassie the cumslut' said Sid
'fuck, lets hide in this bin' said Sam
'fuck that, its grim' said Sid
'it's cleaner than her' said Sam
'true' said Sid

by the well informed dick head May 18, 2014

cumsputter

A surprised individual's attempt to avoid the oral penetration of ejaculate while receiving a cumshot, typically characterized by a sputtering sound as the recipient blows the substance from their lips.

David was amused by his unprepared girlfriend's cumsputter.

by Amy2387 May 14, 2006