cryptic wisdom

The rawest underground rapper you'll be able to find on youtube. A short stout motherfucker. Fuckin awesome. If you don't know him. Go kill yourself.

"Hey, you hear that new Cryptic Wisdom song?"
"Who's that?"
Hand twitches
"Run. Run very fuckin fast."

by MatchMaker. Your ass + My Boot January 23, 2014

craptastifuck

used to denote a situation which has gone completely wrong and ended badly for most or all parties involved.

Daniel: The police got me on 17 possession charges and I'm going to jail for life!

Nathan: Wow, what a craptastifuck.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

craptown: population one

Something that is or went bad or crappy, usually describing something at school.

boy: how did you do on that test?
girl: it was craptown: population one!

girl: ugh, these noodles are craptown: population one!

by natasha123456 November 10, 2007

craptacular

When the home town you grew up in is now filled with Trump supporters and meth heads.

Man, I gotta move to Europe, this place has turned craptacular.

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

crypto

Shorthand name for cryptography.

If you need to secure some data, just use crypto.

by PorkWaffle January 2, 2012

Crypticchick

A girl with both brains and beauty. A woman who looks great and you can have a conversation with..
Also mysterious and stunning Crypticchick illumantes any room and everyone whats to be in her company.

Hey Steve, I'm going out with a

Chypticchick

she's got both

brains and beauty..
She's a beautiful woman and interesting to talk too...
Crypticchick a female with brains and beauty....

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Craptacualr

Mis-spelling of Craptacular.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003