crying horizontally

Crying so that your tears don't mess up your $50 foundation

Crying horizontally, so that your tears don't mess up your $50 foundation

by Farmr January 14, 2023

cry about it

the word cry about it is commonly used as a remark to a person who will not stop complaining about anything and everything, and is commonly followed up with the remark skill issue, and if that is continued to be followed it is ussally get good. as in example someone named salisadoor is commonly known for needing to constantly cry about it or another example.

person one; bro it is so unfair at school they are constantly taking my phone.
person two; cry about it.
person one; but it isn't my fault i have my phone in my backpack.
person two; skill issue

by the word mister sixty nine October 18, 2022

Man Cry

To feel the need to cry, however being a man you only let one tear fall down your cheek.

Guy 1: Dude did you see Bruce Willis' Man Cry at the end of Armageddon?

Guy 2: Hell Yeah! It was awesome.

by Just another man. February 15, 2010

cry max

The act of simultaneous masturbating and crying
Verb is: cry maxing

"What did you get up to lat night?"
"cry maxed until i was empty of both fluids"

'Eddie....Dinners ready"
"not now fiona....im cry maxing over the twins"

by Barteh Anter May 31, 2009

Crying Wank

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

by Ray Mitchell May 21, 2006

Aahoosh crying

When someone gets hurt/injured and leads to crying where ones face is in their arms, facing downwards on a surface,(eg desk).Remarks made during this type of crying is"You hit me in the corner of my right eye" and "Lets see you in the field tomorrow!"This also usually leads to studying Biology.

Sachin slaps Aarush.
Sachin:Abbey again hes doing a aahoosh crying.
Achintya:Can you guess what Im imitating (Starts aahoosh crying)

by Notsickening November 15, 2011

Ugly Cry

when someone in a state of distress begins to sob, looking horribly ugly in the process.

Selena: Omg did you see Jersey Shore last night? When Ronnie and Mike fought?

Katy: Yeah, Sammi had the WORST ugly cry I have ever seen in my life. If I hear "STAAAP" one more time, I'm going to kill myself.

by jelling123 September 03, 2011