chooser

A person who knows what they want and won't go for ANYTHING less.

"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"

by C1eE7u$ January 5, 2014

cloose

When walking in a group (3 or more people), two people unintentionally or intentionally draw closer to one another while walking until the person in the middle is squeezed out to the back.

Three boys are walking in a row. The two on the outside move closer and closer toward each other until the one in the middle is behind them both.
Boy from the middle: "Hey guys, don't cloose me out like that!!"

by MyOwnGuster December 9, 2008

Crooked LLama

Very large erect penis that curves to one side, and shoots a massive load.

I gave Jim some head last night. His crooked llama spit all over my face.

by coolarrow7 January 17, 2011

choose

To select for a fight, or to pick a fight with someone.

When someone chooses you, you can stand and fight or you can run.

by BoySetsTheFire October 11, 2004

crooked slut

A dishonest slut that tries to get with everyman to sleep with them and take their money

Fuck you, you crooked slut bitch!

by FlyAway July 23, 2011

Crooked

Not completely homosexual but not one hundred percent straight.

That boy over there is crooked.

by Names of words of wordly words July 5, 2019

Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl

You get a random girl and escort her to Frontier Texas put her head first into a civil war cannon with her legs spread. Then gather 2 acquaintances to assist you in firing the mechanism while watching spongebob then her clitoris is launched at approximately 105 meters per second so you can in the words of native abileniens "fuck dat bitch"

My terrorist companion Yazdani was really horny so he Abilene Crosseyed cowgirled 69 sloots and 64 virgins in one month.

by Fourndog September 11, 2014