chokin in the boys' room

Tha act of a male masterbating in the bathroom.

Has anyone seen Adam? He was supposed to have that software ready an hour ago! Sorry boss, he's spent the entire morning chokin in the boys' room.

by BigJGunz February 10, 2010

choking pole

Performing fellatio

I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016

cronkink

Cronkink, a fetish that occurs when someone has sexual attraction to a violet blooded, fish greaser, with lighting shaped horns.

Him: any fetishes or kinks babe?~
Her: yeah not anything for you but occasionally Cronkink

Him: how the f*** did we meet?
Her: you were desperate and wouldn't leave me alone

by holyhellkillme October 4, 2017

Croînfetti

(Crwaî -n-fetti)

Noun: The pleasing flakey flakes that result from eating a buttery Croîssant. This residue is often found in bodily crevices unexpectedly following a late night clandestine Croîssant snack.

*wakes up* ..."I need a shower...there is so much Croînfetti in my ass"

by Smÿthe October 15, 2017

Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

Cooking with the full kitchen

Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.

Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.

by plantlord69 July 12, 2019

Coking

The act of opening a can or bottle of Coca Cola and straight up drinking it in one go. The burn defines the final stage of becoming an epic gamer.

daniel is coking

by Oanity August 17, 2019