Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

meat curtain

an unusally large, long vaginal lip.

usually refered to women that have had children.

An old woman's vaginal lips.

see roast beef

Check out the meat curtains on that bitch!

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

Curtain Climber

Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.

Would someone please take my remote away from the Curtain Climber and disinfect it!

by Grumpy Grandpa September 3, 2014

Dirt Curtains

Common term for a set of ass cheeks, Butt, Cheeks, Glutes, turd cutter . .

I have just splashed a considerable amount of mud onto my Dirt Curtains

by Bigtimer122 April 5, 2010

Curtain tits

A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain

I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Curtain Lick

A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds

Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole

by Gross fat man December 2, 2011

Courtinee

Courtinee is an amazing person. She is hilarious, fun to talk to and hang out with. She loves ninjas and llamas named Carl, dinosaurs, Pokemon and a jellybean named Jelly-o-lishous. Have you ever played mad-libs? Well, Courtinee is the chick to do it with, because she can put in the right words to make a great story. She is always there for her friends and knows just what to say, and even if it comes across a little rude, you know she's right.

Joe: You look sad, Rachel.
Rachel: Yeah...

Joe: Maybe you can go talk to Courtinee.
Rachel: I should. She's such a good friend, she'll know what to say.

by BFFAANMW:) March 4, 2012