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dashboard confessional

a very talented, acoustic, emo band with meaningful and powerful lyrics.
this is one time you can't fake it hard enough to please everyone or anyone at all and the grave that you refuse to leave and refuge that youve built to flee the places you have come to fear the most.
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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Dashboard Confessional

I've had it with everyone bashing dashboard confessional. They're an amazing band who talk about REAL human emotions and REAL feelings and just REAL-everything. So what if the guy sounds like he was raped by his uncle when he was 14? Maybe a lot of us have and we need to vent our pent-up and impotent rage over insufferably "acoustic" music. Or maybe some of us live such sheltered existences that we wish we were raped by our uncles (or manservants) and need an excuse to plunge into some spurious manic-depressive nonsense. And so what if some 35 year old living in his parents basement and driving his parents 1994 dodge stratus talks about the problems of dysfunctional, socially inept, intellectually (and testicularly) challenged 17 year olds? That doesn't mean he can't express his FEELINGS in public and make pity money.
Enough with the hate. Bring the love. Or some blades.
I love dashboard confessionals
by mp322 October 22, 2008
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dashboard confessional

Dashboard Confessional is to emo what Good Charlotte is to punk. Some may call them poseurs (for a very good reason...), and others may listen to them every night before they go to sleep. If you listen to them, that's great. If you don't, stop whining about it to the people who do. We all have lives.
by darklight36 September 6, 2005
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Peace-side Connection

Orrigionally created as a passive 3rd party to the east-side vs west-side delema, the Peace-side. The non-violent, passifist approach to territorial disputes. Also, make a peace sign with your fingers and connect the tip of your fingers to the tip of someone else's fingers while they make the peace sign. (This turns the Peace-side into the Peace-side connection.) When connected this often symbolizes unity.
ea.- Someone comes up to you and says something like "West-siiiide" and makes a W with his/her fingers, you would respond "Peace-side!" making the peace sign with your fingers.
ea.- Peace-side connection- To have two or more people make the peace sign with their fingers and connect them at the tips of their fingers.
by Tap Daddy February 8, 2006
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The Cock And Sock Connection

A condom which consists of the use of a sock which is put over the mans penis ( the sock is usualy white and thick) only to be held on to the penis by a elastic band which can be doubled arround to add protection ( this can cause your helmet to become purple)

A condom made of a sok and an elastic band.
David: Hey fat man i aint got no blobs,
Random guy: so what the fuck you telling me for jus make The Cock And Sock Connection
David: Offcourse fuck me
by Louis Gray November 12, 2007
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immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.
I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)
by Mark Long September 8, 2007
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dashboard confessional syndrome

a disease that bands often catch in their early days of writing. not yet fully confident of their skills they tend to stick with similar sounding music and the lyrics often focus on a single event, making it difficult to degress between different songs. Originating from the band Dashboard Confessional, who despite being veteran musicians of 4 albums, lead singer Chris still writes material about his high school romances. Hence DCS may also refer to someone who hasnt got any since high school.
Reckless liaison had some wicked tunes on last years album, but their new stuff is hinting that maybe the guys have a little bit of Dashboard Confessional syndrome.

Look at Mikey, he's your classic case of DCS. its been nearly ten years since graduation and he can't even manage to afford a hooker.
by BillySpleen July 27, 2005
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