compton cock

The act of sexual intercourse while simultaneously watching the part of jake paul's "its everyday bro" where nick compton says that england is his city, one may also shout "ENGLAND IS MY CITY" during this act.

we totally did the compton cock last night

by bobby_da_y0utubep00perYT October 4, 2017

computinati

A secret cabal of genius programmers developing the ultimate artificial intelligence program to run the world.

I hope the program the computinati are working on works better than the current system.

by Cynicool May 27, 2018

Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.

Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.

by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018

Computing Henry

When a motherbiard, hard dtive, and everything needed to compute or translate data naturally runs wide open, non stop, computing data and?decoding riddles and conversations are child's play to those of us blessed with such natural born gifts so several insurance policies are always made and delivered in advance to several different lications before any data is even mentioned as being discovered. This is always a very important and first step in any strategical game one finds themselves being forced to play regardless of not wanting to play or asking to play. If them/they would monitor their own team members more closely, I never would have accidently stumbled upon any data while decoding silly riddles being sent to me over past few weeks. Therefor, computing is being forced to decode other people's riddles when they aren't on either team and could care less bout the data discovered.

I quickly and easily decoded the silly riddles and was left computing data that I have absolutely no interest in at all in the first place because it doesn't concern me. Computing Henry data is my only interest.

by Computing Henry September 16, 2019

Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

Commutrance

When you accidentally catch the eye of someone on public transport and you’re worried they think you’ve been staring at them for a long while.

Dude, I was in a commutrance and that girl totally caught me staring.

by Interius July 16, 2021

Computering

Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else

Sorry I was computering

by Overminer November 24, 2021