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Command + Q

-Some random game's chatroom-

Pro: Hey Mac users! Press Command + Q to enable god mode!

*Bunch of people disconnect*

Pro (thinking): Now it's time to get those Windows users...
by ghthhgfhg July 6, 2012
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commandbeer

Commandbeer (v.) the act of seizing ones drink (particularly beer) if you have reason to believe the individual cannot/will not finish their beer
Chris cracked the last beer at 7am, and fell asleep soon thereafter. Kevin woke up at 9am and realized the folly of Chris' ways and politely commandbeered him as to not let sweet, sweet beer go to waste.
by shwoopmaster May 14, 2014
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Comma splice

Two main clauses not connected by a conjunction in order to join or unite body parts through sexual activity
Someone asked me on a date, I didn’t say yes. It’s because they asked me if I “Wanna Netflix and comma splice?”.
by Science Rocks Y’all June 28, 2022
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boredom command

The command you type at any *nix console when you are bored or in deep thought and don't know exactly what to type or why.
Geek 1: I just typed my boredom command about 20 times, maybe I should leave for the day?
Geek 2: Hah, I just caught myself repeating `ps aux` in my console, lets go get snockered.
by Shane Spencer October 21, 2007
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Keg Command

The process of commandeering the operation of a keg at a given party. This optimizes the potential to have a steady source of beer. Keg Command also enables the said commander to hit on selected girls, by giving them preferential beer service over the crowd of thirsty party- goers.
Guy 1: Hey dude how did you get so drunk last night?
Guy 2: I established Keg Command early in the night, that's the only way to get drunk at these things
by DetVicMackey March 13, 2010
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Bluetooth Commando

Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).
Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."

Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."
by RTFF October 4, 2010
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CoD commando

someone who thinks they know all about special operations units and weaponry or thinks they can fight alongside them because the spent copious amounts of time playing Call of Duty or some other spec-ops game like socom or Ghost Recon
*in MW2 multiplayer lobby*
cod kid: I know how to be a SEAL because i saw the guys in that little under waterboat sneaking up to that place and surprising the guys from in the water in singleplayer!*

Actual SEAL playing(not likely): kid you dont even know the first thing about that and how serious a job that is. you sound about 12 why dont you go outside and play and stop being a Cod Commando while youre at it.
by 3/75 ranger July 25, 2011
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