The process of commandeering the operation of a keg at a given party. This optimizes the potential to have a steady source of beer. Keg Command also enables the said commander to hit on selected girls, by giving them preferential beer service over the crowd of thirsty party- goers.
Guy 1: Hey dude how did you get so drunk last night?
Guy 2: I established Keg Command early in the night, that's the only way to get drunk at these things
Guy 2: I established Keg Command early in the night, that's the only way to get drunk at these things
by DetVicMackey March 12, 2010
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