colton

a person with a EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS

Oh shit that dude definitely is a colton

by lucasadamjj June 6, 2017

Colton Tarver

Someone who doesn't deserve love but is still given it, tries his best for people he cares about but knows they'll leave him too.

person 1: hey who's that guy and why does he always look sad

person 2: oh that's just Colton Tarver

by PhantomGamer April 15, 2022

Colton

He is very unloved he can eat shit and he is veryyyyyy gay, and his dad doesn't love or want him.

Colton can lick my BALLS

by Lmre April 1, 2020

Colten Harris

The best damn thing that ever happened to this whole world besides Barack Obama.

Dude this ice cream is so colten harris!

by Crackerjack2012 July 29, 2009

Colten

Kid who always wants to be right also fakes injuries no matter the sport also tells people lies to be act tough or to make himself sound cool and thinks that hes apart of a good clan and qiuckscopes so he can be cool and show off and make himself sound intelligent he always tries to act black listening to rap and uses black people slang also can be very annoying and black people dont like him

Eeeewwww a colten vet away freak

by New york city kid July 7, 2017

Colunga

n. a gimp-shouldered freak resembling a cave man

n. a heap of simian fecal matter

v. to fuck up, utterly befoul, dishevel

Officer, I think that Colunga stole my bike!

Man, did you see the size of that pile of Colunga in the monkey exhibit?

I'm sorry; I really Colunga'd that project.

by deathbybuku April 12, 2013

colton wingard

man whos mom is a whore.

that is a colton wingard mom right there

by sam wallis\ October 18, 2008