colostomy bag

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

by blake November 19, 2003

Brightly colored jeans

A wide assortment of pants worn by middle schoolers oddly colored neon blue, red, pink, white, etc.

Foreskin: Did you see those brightly colored jeans?

Meatus: Yeah they're really dumb because no one person even thought of wearing them. They are only worn by people who want to fit in with the cool kids.

by Andrew Doan. October 2, 2009

Colorhead

A overgrown child who looks like she have drugs and alcohol abuse, but she only smokes big dripping hand roll cigarettes, wich stinks. A frikking colorhead is a person who thinks she soooo creativ, a real artzy natzy funny joker. She puts her drawings on myspace so other color kids can comment on them. The colorheads love colors ALL COLORS, they see themselves as sparkling rainbows, their clothes have so many colors that the human eye see them as one big round brown thing. When the colorheads go out they are awful dancing along with a serious passion for stupid arty farty music, disco reggae and hippie hippie fucking scumbag bands.

ESTER: im on a glass course, it's pretty nice.
MARIA: "WHAT!!!!"
ESTER: "a glass course, im on a glass course!"
CARINA: "NO WAY!!!"
MARIA: "shit... Are you a colorhead? I frikkin hate colorheads, GFY and listen to some Chicks On Speed!!!"
ESTER: "seriously!"
MARIA: "Go away and take ya' your mongol bike."
CARINA: " and eat some pommes your arty farty colorhead.""
ESTER: "Jesus Christ what to do?"

by †reptilicus† February 17, 2009

Colorado Chimichanga

Super gluing your anus closed, taking a large amount of laxatives, and defecating Inside the anus.

"How did he end up in the hospital?"
"He gave himself a Colorado Chimichanga."

by Ryan Hook September 13, 2017

Nickname Color Racism

Nickname Color Racism happens when you're a part of an online group where you are focused for having a default name text color. It usually occurs in communities where it is usually tight-knit and/or very shitpost focused. Sometimes it is done for laughs, but other times is done as actual gatekeeping.

Mark: Can you believe it, I keep getting targeted because my name text is white, damn Nickname Color Racism.

by Compressere May 6, 2019

Colorado School of Mines

A sausage fest masquerading as an education. See sausage fest.

I went to the Colorado School of Mines to fulfill my dreams, but it turned out to be more or less a rapey sausage fest.

by JonathanSwift April 11, 2013

Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.

My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!

by EDKirk January 20, 2011