colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008

colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

by Dickballs December 17, 2008

Colon Karma

The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.

Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.

Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.

by mr bonkers113 September 24, 2011

colon clench

When fucking your bint up the arse, you insert your hand into her pussy, and grab hold of your cock from the inside.

Whilst doggin' shazza up the brown eye I gave her a colon clench. Her cunts like a clowns pocket

by Mafro May 9, 2006

Colon Slosh

Using the sharp end of a Capris Sun straw in conjunction with the air pressure of one's own exhalation to blow any type of carbonated liquid into the colon of another, often semi-conscious person. The act must take place between two persons of differing heights and, crucially, within a moving vehicle.

Hey Ej, why do you look so sick?

Kevin colon sloshed me while I was driving back from Coachella.

by bucks Mcgee June 13, 2011

colonic cargo

shit. arse resider bum chocolate stinky sausage loaf

"i'm off to the shitter to offload my colonic cargo!

by mr wiggles January 27, 2004

colonizers tears

White people’s semen

“I love drinking colonizers tears”

by That1asainguy October 11, 2021