kade colon

kade colon is bald

kade colon means bald or is a hairless fish

by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019

stolen colon

During sex, you accidentally slip it in the wrong hole.

She loves sex but she’s not a fan of the stolen colon.

by Tied4last January 3, 2020

Alex Colon

Absolute fucking blood bath

There was an Alex Colon last night on the boardwalk.

by Wild Hawg July 26, 2020

Crunched Colon

You take your index finger and place it on the northern region of your anus. Then you take your thumb and place it on the southern region of your anus. Once they are placed, you slightly push in and squeeze your index finger and thumb together, giving your anus a winking effect.

So this guy passed out at a party and when they woke him up, he opened his eyes and there was this other guy standing over him showing him a "Crunched Colon."

The guy who was asleep was highly upset and tried to punch the guy doing the "Crunched Colon." The guy doing the "Crunched Colon" retaliated and shit while he was squinting his anus! It was a mess!!!

by Lil lil nig May 5, 2009

Nintendo Colon

Where an individual plays video games for an extreme long time and avoids pooping so they can continue to play without interrupting their game. Nintendo Colon results in extreme constipation.

Billy play XBOX360 so long he's been diagnosed with a case of Nintendo Colon

by crapsandviche August 8, 2012

Swollen Colon Throat Coat

After brutally pummeling an anus to produce a feces ridden pink sock you proceed to swallow the shit laden flesh tube until your larynx is engorged with succulent turd tunnel.

Roshan's jugular was so sore after that swollen colon throat coat that Ricola and peppermint tea did nothing to soothe him after that all night pounding in the Castro.

by Polish Punisher May 7, 2018

Gd Colon

Is Very Important

Minus 8 GD Colon

by Braixtomp654 February 24, 2020