cock block squad

a group (sometimes an entire small town) of people who hate on you in a feeble attempt at backyard politics. can sometimes be drawn across racial or socio-economic lines.
The angry black girls formed a cockblock squad to keep big fat Marcus and rich little Pamela away from each other.
by hello April 12, 2005
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captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples
Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block
by that 1 chick February 12, 2010
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Gravity cock block

When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.
Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."
by CollegeDormBoy October 20, 2011
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Party Cock Block

A.K.A: PCB
you're rock'n druck at a party you need to find a shitter
quick. You stumble into random rooms and find one where

a dude is gettin his freak on you just PCB'd him
More than likely you get knocked the fuck out
Donnie: did you bryan got druck as hell at that party saturday and Party Cock Block 'd Dave ?

Chuck: Yeah I heard he got his beat
by veggieboy1234 April 14, 2010
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Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.
A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.
by Swill128 June 21, 2009
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keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.
i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked
by 101phoenix April 20, 2015
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cock block

When a woman turns you off so badly that you cannot get an erection for at least 5 years afterwards, see Christine Hamilton
God the queen mother looks pretty, shit no she's such a cock block
by jammyjames60 June 03, 2004
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