Cobbler Bottom

An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.

A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.

by hoss May 21, 2003

Cobblestone

A racist behavior used by the staff at bars, restaurants, and nightclubs with anti-urban dress code policies. The goal of "cobblestoning" is to deny service to black patrons by baiting them into a fight over their appearance (e.g. do-rag, backwards hats, bandana, baggy jeans). The origin for this term comes from a sports bar and restaurant in York, Pennsylvania called "Cobblestones" who's manager is credited with perfecting this technique.

The only back guy in our party got "cobblestoned" at our table last night after we already ordered drinks. The club manager started a fight with him about his apparel even after he offered to remove his do-rag. They were determined to find an excuse to throw him out so we all left.

by T.J. Walsh March 28, 2007

cobblemaster

he who cannot recognize his piss poor quality of work, because he believes, he's the man

hey tony, you want to help replace that floor john did? what a flippin' cobblemaster!

by steven wally December 16, 2008

magic cobbler

synonym for a drug dealer

"when i'm older, i plan on being a first rate magic cobbler"

by newsfaker July 20, 2009

Cubble

A cougar's object of affection at a Cuddle Party. Cub + cuddle = Cubble

Every third Saturday night, Lou is that cougar Tina's cubble.

by tinaofborg May 16, 2016

chobblesome

Something that is noteworthy or talk worthy in a positive manner.

James’s outfit was quite chobblesome today.

by Nican June 23, 2022

Cobblestoned

To smoke so much weed that you cannnot distinguish what you are doing.

I am so cobblestoned, how do they expect me to work under these conditions.

by Jimber Baluchie May 31, 2006