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Cobblestoned

To smoke so much weed that you cannnot distinguish what you are doing.
I am so cobblestoned, how do they expect me to work under these conditions.
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Cobblestone Day

A day where you celebrate Cobblestone, Made by Minecraft YouTuber Ssundee on April 24th 2016, You can think of it as another Christmas, Or another Halloween.
Happy Cobblestone Day! Time to Celebrate!

cobblestone = life 

Cobble stone = life is originated from ssundee a popular Minecraft youtuber for the reason to annoy his friend who did not believe in cobblestone = life
I made a golden cobble stone with 2 hours of my life cause you know cobblestone = life.
cobblestone = life by memebean February 4, 2021

cobblestone 

a Northern Virginia neighborhood often refered to as "the jungle"
"Oh shit man...ain't this cobblestone?"
"Ahh, so you know about this place huh?"
"yea man I heard you dont come in here with anything less than a platoon."

cobblestone by the blue moon January 15, 2008

Clydesdales on cobblestone 

The sound made when a guys balls are slapping off a chicks ass during sex, or the noise made when dudes nuts are slapping together when they are double stuffing a chick.
(CLOP! CLOP! CLOP!)
The sounds of Clydesdales on cobblestone echoed as my buddy and I double stuffed that chick.

National cobblestone day 

Created by SSundee in 2016 on episode 43 of Crundee craft.

In the introduction of the YouTube video, it is stated that the only way to celebrate national cobblestone day is to “chew on it like it was a marshmallow”
You: Hey! Would you like to join me in celebrating national cobblestone day?

Friend: Of course! I’ll bring the cobblestone cake!

taxfrog when cobblestone

wheelsons a bitch ass monkey
wheelson "haha taxfrog when cobblestone"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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