One-night-stand carnage

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...

Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

carnatarian

a person that has a dietary preference similar to that of a vegetarian but with meat.

carnatarian like the opposite of a vegetarian

by stoned pooh bear November 2, 2010

unspecified carnage

What big john left in the coach toilet

Fuck me my eyes are stinging, look at that unspecified carnage that dirty cunt left in the lav.

by Little john January 25, 2014

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022

Super Carney Combo

An upgraded variation of the carney combo. This upgrade includes, in addition to the standard carney combo, the following; 1. A gimp mask and gag ball is worn by the pivot man. 2. A man sporting a mullet, wearing assless leather chaps, whips the pivot man with a cat-o-nine-tails made from bailing twine.

Gomez again upgraded his all inclusive carney combo package to the ever popular SUPER carney combo, causing him much pleasure

by Brian Boitano July 4, 2004

CARNESIA

Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"

GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.

GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.

by NickyLags December 23, 2011

Cagney Carnation

One of the nineteen bosses in Cuphead and probably the hardest boss on Inkwell Isle One.

A part of the 'Innocent looking flower is a horrible person' cliche, which had started becoming a huge trend in video games manly due to a character to whom he's often compared with named Flowey, who was once formerly known as Asriel Dreemurr.

Though Cagney Carnation is a flower in an indie game, he is not Flowey from Undertale.

Person 1: Hey, have you played Cuphead? It's really hard as balls!
Person 2: Yeah, I have played it and it's difficult to say the least.
Person 3: You guys talking 'bout Cuphead? Who's your favourite character?
Person 1: Mine's Cala Maria; she's got that body and I love her first form!
Person 3: Mine's Baroness von Bon Bon; she's the perfect mix of difficulty and strategy!
Person 2: Mine's Cagney Carnation....
Person 1 & 3: Why? He's the hardest boss on Inkwell Isle One!
Person 2: To be honest, I am a fan of him not because of how you do strategy on that level or how he looks, it's just I find a lot of my own personality in him.
Person 1 & 3: Are you in love with him by any chance?
Person 2: No. I just like what personality is presented from him.

by Iuna yuzuki February 8, 2019