Carb

short term for "(not) Care", "I don't give a shit." Often used as an expression.

"I had such a wonderful trip to Boston!"
"Carb."

"I really carb about the F's on my report card: I'm already accepted into the college I wanna go to."

by BC>Bosco October 24, 2008

carbonated

when someones eating out your ass and you fart on their face

(after carbonation) baby, you must be dr. pepper because youre carbonated!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

Carbone

To do something stupid, mainly as a result of not thinking it through beforehand.

"Don't Carbone closing the big account. If we lose their business we might go under."

"We're lost, you don't have a map, we're out of gas and you forget the beer. You really Carboned this road trip."

by FrenchieHammer February 5, 2009

Carbon Guilt

A fad term that retards feel when they put any amount of Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, such as when breathing (because exhaling does put carbon dioxide in the environment), something that the world's plant life need in order to survive anyway. This in turn will cause millions of people to get worked up on something completely stupid and ridiculous while the wealthy elite that pushes this fear and guilt on them relaxes in their life of luxury and hypocricy.

Meanwhile countless people are starving while we attempt to convert obscene amounts of corn into a gallon of ethanol fuel, and other retarded contraptions.

A: "Hey did you know breathing creates carbon dioxide?"

B: "And carbon dioxide will destroy the planet and everything in it! Let's kill ourselves, i am getting so much carbon guilt now."

A: "Ok."

/Kills themselves

by gangrenous khan July 2, 2008

Carbed

To force feed someone carbohydrates in large quantities.

Dan was on the Paleo diet, and so I tied him down and carbed him until he puked

by DGGG January 14, 2013

Carbon Boy

a tag given to a boy if they have really dark skin
as having a lo of carbon in your body makes you dark...

boy 1: Blud, have you seen Nin, hes so dark!
boy 2: yeah fam, hes a carbon boy

by 4*MINICABS December 14, 2013

carbon unit

A low-grade worker; a peon. A dumb person doing a dumb job, often in retail, food service, or warehousing.

"I'll get a couple of carbon units to come round tonight and take that junk away."

"One of the carbon units in Goods Inwards tripped over a cable and smashed his arm. "

by Eighth of Seven January 15, 2007