Vancouver Cigarette

A marajuana joint, affectionately titled "Vancouver Cigarette" because of Vancouver's appearant love of the drug, especially ummong aging hippies. May also be due to the high output of marajuana sales in and around the area.

Wow that's some good Vancouver Cigarette.

by The Bell Witch September 4, 2006

Cigar

The most badass manliest instrument a person can smoke or something to do when you got an hour to kill. It gets you buzzed and lightheaded.
Also can be a huge crap you took after a night of drinking.

The cigar shit I had last night while smoking a cigar was the size fricken the size of a Churchill!

by ABI January 12, 2009

cigarette mouth

The wrinkled, shrivled up appearance a long term smoker's mouth takes on. Typically seen on trashy women.

No matter how tight her jeans are she still can't get ride of that cigarette mouth.

by Mr. Moo Bovine August 23, 2007

full flavor cigarette

A cigarette that is not a light.

Not a camel light or any cigarette with light or ultra light in the name.
A Example of a full flavor cigarette:Marlboro red, Marlboro 72's

by smokey LiL-J September 24, 2006

meat cigar

1.a cigar made out of meat A.K.A Schlong, dong, woody, wang, etc.

don loves to smoke meat cigars!

by Woodrow May 6, 2003

phantom cigarette syndrome

A condition that occurs when a smoker leaves a cigarette behind his/her ear for an extended period of time. Upon removing the cigarette, the smoker is left with the feeling that the cigarette is still there. Often the smoker will finish their cigarette and reach for the one behind their ear, only to realize that they just smoked it.

Smoker#1 *removes cig from behind ear, smokes it, and reaches for the one behind hid ear* Dammit! I thought i had another cig

Smoker#2 Dude, you're suffering from phantom cigarette syndrome

by MDMI June 10, 2009

cigarette math

The arithmetic performed when computing how many cigarettes one has left, in relation to the intervals between smoking. Generally used to determine when one will need to acquire more cigarettes, or if one can afford to give a cigarette away.

Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette off you?"
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."

by Charlie Cochran February 21, 2009