chump

Generally, a person who lacks common sense, street smarts and a sense of self. A slow witted person. One who does not know the ways of the world. One who does not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Easily manipulated & taken advantage of. Usually operates in a field that is way above their skill-level. Incompetent. An embarrassment. Essentially a tool; a useful idiot. The chump usually thinks he is cool and suffers from over-confidence; but is just a player and is being fooled before s/he knows it.

1. Tom Cruise is the classic definition of a chump. He thinks he is smart and cool, but Alas; falls into the barrel of laughs that is moronic, delusional Scientology.

2. Most Polish people from the country of Poland qualify as chumps. (Don't believe me? Hopefully find out for yourself one day. Such pathetic immigrants I have to deal with.)

by Charmouche June 13, 2014

Chump

Someone who is only apprentice and makes a mistake.

*pours water on self* Water chump.
*doesn't brush teeth* Toothbrush chump.
You're a CHUMP!

by ovenbun February 3, 2013

chumpie

Slang word simply meaning "girl." Akin to "shorty" this term, which originates in the Seattle area, can be used when one intends to be neither derogatory nor especially endearing.

"Yo man, where's Dave at?"
"Aw, he left about half an hour ago with some chumpie."
"Cute?"
"Outta control."

by Stubbly January 28, 2008

chump

1. someone who is easily confused.

2. someone who thinks they're cool, but isn't.

Hey, did you see Ron today?

Yeah. He's quite the chump.

And how!

by Erin Kennedy March 11, 2008

Two pump chump

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...

"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."

by Chumper December 29, 2003

chumpkin

when a man jacks off while taking a shit

i was so hard up for a blumpkin, i gave myself a chumpkin.

by martydog74 August 16, 2003

chump

Somebody stupid nuf to put their real name in an urban dictionary definition.

Don't try to suck start yo lawnmowa. You actin like a chump. Might as well submit yo real name, foo.

by skymonster September 22, 2006