ChrisFishing

When your friend asks you and your buddy’s to go out (knowing he has no intention in going out) then last minute cancels on you guys.

Chris- anyone wanna get drinks tonight?

The group chat- sure where at?

Chris-I’m actually exhausted. Maybe tomorrow I have reset in the morning

The group chat- I knew he was ChrisFishing us!

by Daniel398 November 28, 2025

Chriscin

The action of saying something clearly obvious but provides zero additional information to the correct context of the situation.

John told me to hotwire a car while I was already driving. John is being a Chriscin.

by AllEyesAre0nYou January 1, 2026

Mac Chrispies

People who will not stop talking about the sublime beauty and coolness of any product from Apple computers. They seem to take the characteristics of a voice of a bad voice actor. They quote Mac advertisements like Steve Job has a Firewire port in there skull.

There are two men in a pair of restroom stalls. They are friends. While one waits quietly, the other is using his Ipad.

The Ipad person will not stop talking about the Ipad, and wishes to hand the other the Ipad. Anyone that would breach the privacy of others to show the a future just discovered application is a Mac Chrispies.

by dadams_on_the_Prairie May 17, 2010

DIRTY Chrissie

When your Best friend finally makes out with you.

"Man we got really drunk and did the dirty Chrissie."

by Your best friend 131 September 12, 2021

Chris be Chrissing

you cant be mad at chris for being chris

“WTH CHRIS J FKN MURDERS A DISABLED KID!!”
“It’s fine, Chris be Chrissing”
“Oh yeah, you’re correct

by chrispytoes September 25, 2022

sore wa chiisai desu ka

is it small?

sore wa chiisai desu ka, yes, whaaaaaat thats crazy

by little johnnys ant 123 February 26, 2026