Chocolate Ali

When you are banging a broad, right as you are about to cum you start punching her asshole so hard that your hand slips in.

Justin: Oh, did you bang Susan?
John: Hell yea, AND I gave her a Chocolate Ali.
Ben: You punched her asshole until your hand slipped in?
John: Hell yea, I KO'd her craphole.

by John Cyz November 25, 2010

chocolate long John

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck

I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

by danglyballzjohn September 23, 2016

Chocolate Cyclone

When you spew massive amounts of freshly inhaled vapor into another person's butthole creating a shit-vapor cyclone the likes of which Irma cannot compare to.

Jake: "Yo Grant what did you do with that girl last night?"
Grant: "I chocolate cycloned the shit out of her, my guy."

by JohnJCyclone September 12, 2017

chocolate salty balls

A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"

*song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em

by Chef aid April 23, 2007

chocobro

A mix between the words "chocobo" (an emu-like mythical animal) and brother. Usually just used as a synonym for "bro".

Guy A: Whazzup mah Chocobros???
Guy B: Nothin' but the ceiling.

by ThePurpleMage March 1, 2009

Chocolate Turnover

The act of shitting in someones anus.

I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

chocolate tear

A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.

1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.

by B.ryeen April 13, 2008