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chinese dick

Despite many, esspecialy ignorant people think, Chinese dicks are rather big than small.
It's a rumor made up by a white guy after I slept with his girlfriend, that Chinese people have small dicks.
Your Penis size depends on how tall you are, a person who 's

5"5' will mostly have a shorter penis than a person who's

6"2' for example, so it depends on how tall you are, and not your race.
So not all Chinese Dicks are small, as I said before, it depends on your length.
by Doctor Paul Lennon October 17, 2010
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Chinese Reversal

To go up to someone in child birth and punch the baby back inside.
The child was crowning, but then that asshole Chinese Reversal it back inside.
by tallywacker17 December 13, 2010
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chinese time

to arrive late thinking there's nothing wrong, its usually half an hour late.
Rob: look she's finally arrived...
Bob: yeah its called chinese time
by coolwheels November 13, 2005
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chinese oilwell

When your butthole is shooting out poo in liquid form.
Last night I went on a big beer drinking and buffalo wing eating binge. Now I'm gushing like a Chinese oilwell.
by george trowbridge November 14, 2006
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chinksta

A Chinese who acts black. Derived by combining the slang for Chinese (chink) with the last part of gangsta.
"Henry, turn off that rap music and do your homework. Who do you think you are, some kind of chinksta?"
by CrouchingBruin November 16, 2006
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Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
by H Fowler July 29, 2012
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Cheap Chinese Made Crap

Cheap Chinese Made Crap means we love China so much, we not only gave them our jobs, but they make things not built to last.
Hey, why did you buy those pants from Walmart? You know that's just Cheap Chinese Made Crap
by Binfordman-1 March 29, 2013
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