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cheesecake head

A cheesecake head is a slang term used to describe someone with distinct facial traits that are mostly influenced by their genetics. These features typically include a red, raw-looking complexion, dry or cracked skin, crusty lips, and a lack of eyebrows. People with these characteristics are often highly sensitive to sunlight and easily sunburned, which can accentuate their appearance. The overall look, due to these genetic traits, can sometimes come across as unusual or intense, contributing to a "scary" or striking appearance.
After spending just an hour in the sun, Jack’s face turned bright red, his lips cracked, and his eyebrows seemed to disappear, making him look like a total cheesecake head.
by ckhdex October 8, 2024
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urinary cheesecake

What people in Japan call Urinal Cakes
Be careful not to pee on the urinary cheesecake or else you will be splashed with pee
The urinary cheesecake is blue
by Billiam Beaver April 19, 2018
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Cherry Cheesecake

When a woman receives oral sex during her menstrual cycle with either make-up sponges or a tampon tucked completely (string included) inside her vagina. No Redwings.
It was Valentine's Day..and aunt flo decided to be a b***h, so he offered me cherry cheesecake.. I felt so loved.
by #TheLeadLadi September 22, 2016
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drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
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New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.
Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.
by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023
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arkansas cheesecake

When you ejaculate inside a person, and then let it drip out to top a cheesecake. Then serve the cheesecake to someone on their birthday
Jo got an Arkansas cheesecake for her 30th birthday
by 417smokey May 23, 2023
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off your cheesecake

Unloading an unfathomable fetish for cheesecakes, typically when engaging in celebratory activities.
The word is stemmed from the phrase "✰♡✰ onii-chan please add creamcheese to my cherry cake! daisuki onii-chan✰♡✰!"
"Dude look! They are pretty deep... like how far are you bending over"
"Naw dude, thats too sus. Itll be hard for me to jack off your cheesecake!"
by duckduckduckyduck June 1, 2022
mugGet the off your cheesecakemug.

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