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Chat-Trap

A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.

Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.
Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.

After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.
by Spicy Hamburger April 17, 2009
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Chat Blip

The unfortunate omission of crucial information while engaging in online chat. Chat Blips usually give an unwanted message and if extreme enough, can cause a panic attack.
I do * love you.

Lucy does * have a venereal disease.

Chat Blips:
* = Not
by casefacee November 9, 2009
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Chat Stew

A mix of gossip and other such things. Reffered to on every episode of The Soup (on E!) A very meaty discussion.
Let's have some chat stew... yum... sooo meaty...
by sqrlgrl1998 July 31, 2011
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Chat Hen

A female that sits in a chat room is waiting to be chosen by a male chatter.

A single female looking for a partner in a chat room.
I am going online to the chat room to seek out a nice chat hen.

The chat hens in the chat room sure look good today.
by WyldeBilliam November 27, 2012
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chat gnat

An annoying, pesky internet troll in a chat group.
Ignore Darrenanity's comments. He is just a chat gnat
by mwilcox3000 May 8, 2018
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Chat-Killer

A post in a chatroom, forum, or other means of instant messaging which causes all of those participating in the discussion to quit replying, or cause a significant delay in posts back, comparable to an awkward silence.
"The phrase, 'Hail Satan' is a real chat-killer on most Christian servers."
by Bruh10293 February 6, 2019
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Chat drama

when you go into a chat room and start cursing out your friends who are supposedly sleeping with your boyfriend or saying something about you behind your back
I heard you were sleeping with *name here*. He's mine you backstabbing bitch!!

I heard you were saying things about me *name of accused here*
by Me November 21, 2004
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