corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.

Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!

by duemoturion June 4, 2017

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White Carpet

the act of Cumming on your girl friends face and rubbing it around giving her a light glaze of semen

I gave my girl friend a white carpet yesterday

by Kali M November 1, 2017

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carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.

Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.

by kittenhands January 17, 2020

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Devils Carpet

When a female had a good amount of hair on her pubic area.

I was really munchin' on that devils carpet man.

by TAAAAYTAYYYTOT November 7, 2020

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Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

by Britana6332 June 10, 2020

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A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.

You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!

by Carpet Snail April 19, 2017

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