Gerri Carlton

1. The absolute most fawkin' awesome person on earth.

2. The love of my life.

I love Gerri Carlton.

by Prussel June 11, 2004

carften

A horny individual, typically attracted to one's sister.

"I like your sister" says a carften. "Shut up bitch, stop acting like a carften!" screamed Matthew.

by NightsTheGreat November 23, 2023

Carften

A horny individual, typically attracted to one's sister.

I'm really wanting your sister. I think I'm turning into a carften.

by NightsTheGreat November 23, 2023

calftinate

when a male or female finds pleasure in playing with their calf.

Frank was bored so he decided to calftinate

by Sprinkle sparkle September 16, 2008

carltoned

past tense of having someone "carlton" you. to be be fondled, fucked, or violated without inviting it or wanting it

Everytime he comes around me, i feel carltoned.

by mo noodleman May 13, 2009

cardtard

A cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. The term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.
'Cardtardness' includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.

Additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a 'Alex').

Alex is a cardtard, obviously there can be two runs in one turn in the game of asshole

by Ben Button:) June 10, 2009

calftoo

A portmanteau describing a tattoo on the calf (bottom part of leg), typically seen on males.

"I thought that guy in my class was cute, but then I saw he had a calftoo, and I was completely turned off."

by sailorgirl April 15, 2010