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Canadaphobe

A person who is ridiculously afraid of the country of Canada and its people. Aka, a loser.
Friend 1: Hey wanna go skiing in Canada?

Friend 2: No way man, I'm a Canadaphobe!
by Pink Ranger (Canadaphile) November 17, 2010
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sleep country canada

a canadian mattress store with an unforgetable jingle
Singing - "sleep country canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else?"
by girl1981 July 21, 2008
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Canadian Dime

A cute girl who is about a 7 or 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. Plays on the exchange rate of Canadian money vs. US money. A dimepiece is a perfect 10.
She's pretty cute, but not a dimepiece. Maybe a Canadian Dime.
by Jon DeJongh May 29, 2005
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Canadian Armed Forces

Although little is known of canada's armed forces, mainly because they are not dumb enough to attack peoople, they have some of the best snipers in the world. (thats right, better than US)
No one knows about the Canadian Armed Forces, because if you know about them, you are dead.
by Bobby123456 April 10, 2006
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my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005
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Canacking

Canoeing with two paddles tied together like you are kayaking.
Christian is a canacking master. He beat his whole family in a race single-handedly by canacking instead of canoeing.
by Christian W. August 30, 2008
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Canada

1) A country that is hated by few others.
2) A country made up of mostly Hockey lovers, but every country has their sport.
3) A safe, beautiful, mostly uninhabited place that has it's own currency, which is worth less than the United States' but cheaper merchandise is around the same price anyway.
I'm glad I live in Canada. Now excuse me while I go watch the game.
by Cybio November 18, 2003
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