Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.

Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.

by yougboxb April 16, 2024

Johnny Cabbing

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.

Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.

by Pentathalon May 31, 2012

Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan that did not get their vegetables this morning.

What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020

Trash cab

A taxi can that is absolutely disgusting

Bruh that taxi was a total trash cab

by Loltrashhcab September 15, 2020

Collie Cab

An old car that is either white or black.

If you saw a rusty white car, it would be called a,"Collie Cab".

by Aisilinn October 09, 2010

cab syndrome

crusty ass bitch syndrome.

did you see that girl cindy?

get away from her she might give you cab syndrome
"what's that"
"crusty ass bitch syndrome, it's contagious"

by suzivert January 04, 2022

The Dual Cab Ute

Five in the front and a load in the rear! When you're fisting a ladies vagina anD ejaculate into her asshole.

"My girl got sick of The Mini Van so we upgraded to The Dual Cab Ute!"

by jeffingtonrerrson November 20, 2016