Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

bulldog eating custard

A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff

"and she had a chuff like a bulldog eating custard"

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

toffe and custard dognut

A marvelous creation that is usually bought from coopland's when someone is in a good mood.

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

milwaukee frozen custard

the best ice cream or custard in northern virginia.

hey have you been to milwaukee frozen custard? i heard they were really good. lets go!

by LiLi_cakes August 14, 2009

Crimson Custard Bucket

A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.

Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings

Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .

by Grund1e August 31, 2006

sweet potato custard

The female Genitalia. Also known as "Pussy".

In the words of the Ying Yang Twins.

I aint got a dick for trick I got a treat for buyin
that'll sweat the owner
tell the customer, pie for sale and its sweet potato custard.

by Daniel K Webb March 13, 2007

Nose Full of Custard

The situation in which a human's sinuses are quite disgustingly clogged and the viscous residue which erupts from one's cavernous nostrils is the consistency and yellow hue of Custard.

Mo: Did you see that Fabio guy? He used his tie to wipe his Nose Full of Custard.

by ThaiCube December 6, 2017