cuntorch

A woman who is a cunt, a whore, and a bitch.

Donna's slortchtitude is abfably miraculous. She's definitely in the running for cuntorch of the year!

by David Golia February 22, 2009

Cuator

Street slang for curator

Artist 1: "Yo homie g, what is up?"
Artist 2: "Nada, dawg. What you doing these dizzles?"
A1: "Yo yo man I gots me some sweet set up, cuatin' some old dude's collizzle"
A2: "Cuator? Rock and roll McDonalds!"

by Paul Cézanne February 24, 2009

CaptOllie

To horrendously mess up a word

Bill captollied the word "many" yesterday and spelled it with a "g".

by George McScrooge December 24, 2008

Cupboard Rat

A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.

Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...

Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.

by BootsTheKitten December 2, 2010

cuntoscapy

when you go down on your bitch i.e. perfoming a cuntoscapy

hey what did you get upto last night?i performed a cuntoscapy on the mrs.

by westy404 October 27, 2011

cumtorum

A frothy mixture of cum and blood.

I run to the bathroom and piss out cumtorum while holding in my desire to scream at 4am in the middle of the night, with my cousin in the same bed.

by cavecakes November 30, 2011

cupboard hag

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents

the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet

by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015