"Cool Guy Kai" or "CoolGuyKai" is a term coined by the LGBTQ+ community that refers to a specific dynamic in polyamorous relationships used to identify any adult straight person that pretends to be bisexual so they can lure teenagers in a relationship with them with the goal said teenagers also have sexual intercourse with their adult partner, who is an ephebophile. It is a term created to condense predatory behavior towards minors within the LGBTQ+ community.
"Don't be such a Cool Guy Kai. She just turned 18. We should date someone older."
"Why would we have a threesome? I don't like women like that. Besides, they are underage. I'm not a Cool Guy Kai."
"Why would we have a threesome? I don't like women like that. Besides, they are underage. I'm not a Cool Guy Kai."
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Man, Jim Cole got in trouble last night because he was having the time out of his life when out of nowhere some broad pulls a Bobby Cool on him
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2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?
Girl: $50 an hour
Boy:...More like $5,but ok.
2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~
Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?
Girl:....What?
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?
Girl: $50 an hour
Boy:...More like $5,but ok.
2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~
Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?
Girl:....What?
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