Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!
In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?
Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."
Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."
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