common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

Common Sense

Common Sense: a general state of being in which the absurdity of life and people stuff seem holy transparant.
(it can also be used in a category of words like ethics and stuff like that.)

"Isn't there anything sacred anymore? Totally common sense!

"It's common sense. No, you can't eat it or that."

by good attention July 31, 2013

common hopper

The common fart but with a little bit more umph and pop. A nice round sound from the anus

Oh wow man! Did you hear that common hopper i just ripped?! It's gonna be a stanker

by McGaynus McGraysiffer October 15, 2015

common loon

Your typical loon. Someone who has lost their god damn mind.

Girl: *rants*
Me: you are the definition of the common loon

by Zooicidal Zebra June 4, 2016

common grub

A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.

Hey look at that common grub

Pretty sure he is gay

by You moms moms moms mother January 14, 2017

common lump

a slut

oh look that girl over there is a common lump

by myhumpmyhumpmuhump March 31, 2017

common sex

Using common sense to make decisions while having sexual intercourse.

Tom and Lisa really struggled to agree on positions in the bedroom because they had no common sex.

by Wanda Moore April 19, 2018