Catastrofister

A person who fists someone overly aggressively and causes potentially life threatening damage such as rectal or colon perforation, severe anal tearing, hemorrhage, or internal organ injuries.

The catastrofister loved fisting his boyfriend so deeply that his armpit hair tickled his asshole. Unfortunately, during one catastrofisting session the boyfriend suffered a lacerated liver, a perforated colon, a ripped rectum, and a torn anus. He almost bled out but fortunately the paramedics stuffed his ass with an entire paper towel roll inserted lengthwise and stopped the bleeding. Successful emergency surgery saved the catastrofister from a manslaughter charge.

by Velvet Tongue January 5, 2026

Fetish catamenia

A woman who loves to have sex during her menstruation or even a guy who love to screw women during their monthly circulation

Oh gosh man, my wife wanna get a fetish catamenia with me
Oh , what a dirty wife!

by Kage Maro 2008 April 27, 2015

Cosgrove Catastrophe

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.

Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”

by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021

Retard Catastrophe

When a group of mentally disabled kids does a rampage at school.

Dame those sped kids have started a retard catastrophe at school yesterday

by DamnYouObama May 30, 2022

A catastrophe

Any group or collective of professional drivers, usually van drivers, especially white van drivers

'Oh look, there's a catastrophe happening over there having a right old moan about everything.' Or 'I've just been in the canteen and you wouldn't believe there's a catastrophe all standing around the free sausage rolls'.

by Mr sparkles March 22, 2023

Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

great nut catastrophe

when you bust your balls then you run out of all your nuts like peanuts and almonds but you are left with 14 week old well kept pistachios

man its so sad jaquarius had a great nut catastrophe ,all he had left was 14 week old well kept pistachios

by mr.sir.prof.dr.man bro guy May 26, 2022